Is it made of cheese?

Last night, my friend Amina and I went to the Avari bakery to buy a cake. All the cakes we liked turned out to be dummies. There were only a few cakes for us to choose from and they were actually quite disgusting looking. One was a honey cheesecake. Since we’d never heard of such a thing, we asked him:
“Is cheesecake mein kya hai?” (What’s in this cheesecake?)
He replied: “Jee cheese.”

I burst out laughing and had to leave the bakery, leaving poor Amina stranded, trying to keep a straight face.

Excuse me- there’s a horse tied to your car!

It’s always interesting to see a car with a horse tied to it. It’s even funnier when the car is driving at a slow speed and the horse is trotting behind it.

Ridiculous!

Outside the Pearl Continental there is a banner saying: “Welcome all dealers!”